Enjoy Your Live with Funny Linux Command
Do you like linux or are u linux mania ? If the answer yes, may be u want to try use some funny linux command. May be u can used in your t-shirt or may be u write in ur car 
This is funny linux command i get from site frank mash
% cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.% “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched “.% Unmatched “.
Unmatched “.% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.% sleep with me
bad character% got a light?
No match.% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.% %blow
%blow: No such job.% \(-
(-: Command not found.$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!$ drink matter
matter: cannot create
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